AP Top News at 12:37 EDT...
All good things must come to an end. And also, things that
are less good.
That’s the story told by Kris W., a semi-employed mother of
two who announced that she may be calling it quits on her blog, ChickpeaCentral, a six-year chronicle of
her madcap adventures as a fertile, overeducated, middle-class white lady.
In her press release, Kris says she feels “totally bad”
about not posting more often, although it is unclear to whom this concern may
be directed. “It’s a new era,” says the once prolific poster on topics as
varied as the toileting habits of her two year old, and the toileting habits of
that same two year old, six months later. “When you have to drag friends to
your blog by updating your status to say you’ve updated your blog, it gets
awkward for everyone.”
Friends alerted to the blog’s demise were surprised to hear
that it still exists. “She’s all over Facebook,” said one source, briefly
glancing up from her phone, “so I just assumed she was done with the baby blog
thing. Do people still do those?”
Kris acknowledges that readership is down from her peak
month when the site received 700 hits after a post containing the words “spica
cast” went mildly viral. But she points out that her husband, her mother and at
least one person in Thailand still regularly stop by to see what’s not
happening. But despite the gratingly cheerful editorial style and that headachy
bubble backdrop, a close friend of Kris W. (who spoke on condition of anonymity)
pointed to what appears to be a darker side of Chickpea. “It can be funny sometimes, like, those kids say the gosh-darndest
things! But then she’ll get a little shrill and crazy-sounding, especially
mid-winter, and I’m like… is she OK?”
Asked for his response to the shuttering of Chickpea, a co-worker of Kris’s husband remarked,
“Mommy blogs are like snowflakes. There are a gazillion of them and each one is
exactly like all the rest. But at least it never became one of those screechy
things where she’s screaming at us in ALL CAPS about stuff like the washing machine
breaking down. I mean, news flash! That happens to everyone.”
When asked what projects she envisions next, Kris mentioned
a possible foray into the mash-up genre she just invented called “bliction,” in
which she will blog about her imaginary family as they travel the world
collecting folk art and home schooling one another. The new project,
tentatively titled “Happy, Fantastic!” will feature recipes and craft projects
not tested by Kris or anyone else.
At press time, Kris’s husband was working at his actual job
and could not be reached for comment.
1 comment:
Kris -- You really are funny!
Margaret
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