Here's a couple I can remember: early morning, I am awakened by Calvin, who has just manually pried open my eyelid to ask, "Excuse me, Mommy? Are you there yet?"
And this one's a bit racier, so read on only if you do not blush at the word "bra."
Still there? All right.
Audrey saw me getting dressed and asked me what I was wearing. "A bra," I explained. "What's a bra?" she asked. "Well, it's something girls and women wear to be more comfortable." "Why?" she asked. "Well... it... uhm... it holds their breasts up."
A long and thoughtful pause, then: "What's a breastsup?"
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1) write them down, then
2) tape them on the frig (post-it notes may fall off, so use tape)
I guess they would have to go high enough so Calvin would not pull them off
Loose notes, as I myself have discovered, grow tiny legs and run away.
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