Here's a textbook example of how maddeningly slow I can be to catch on, and the incredible patience Audrey is developing to deal with that.
To understand this exchange you must know two things: 1) oobleck is a cornstarch and water mixture that makes a cool liquid-solid, and 2) some of the kids in Audrey’s preschool have really weird names.
Audrey [while riding in the car]: Mommy, I played with oobleck at school today!
Me [exuding enthusiasm]. That’s wonderful honey! Is Oobleck a boy or a girl?
Audrey: [short pause] Oobleck is not a friend, Mom.
Me [exuding feelings of deep sorrow and concern] Audrey, that’s not very nice. Everyone at school is a friend.
Audrey: No! Oobleck is NOT A FRIEND!
Me: But why? Why can’t Oobleck be your friend? Which one is Oobleck, anyway?
Audrey: [totally exasperated] Oobleck is WHITE, in a BOWL, Mom. You play with it.
Me: [contritely] Oh. I see. Sorry.
2 comments:
I read this at work and had to muffle my laughter. I can totally envision this exchange and the expression on your faces. Oh dear.
This. is. hilarious.
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