You can't make this up

This morning as Audrey was careening through the kitchen at high speed with her baby dolls in her stroller she slammed into a chair and exclaimed-- I kid you not-- "Hey, lady! Learn how to drive!"

I'm going to lay that one right at Scott's feet.

But the next one I probably earned all by myself. It was this: while being reprimanded (I would like to say calmly and constructively but that's probably not the case) she pointed at me angrily and said, "Don't say words to me!!"

No time to post a picture, I've got to go pick up Miss Smart Alec from nursery school, where she has probably just driven a stroller carrying lots of dolls into a group of on-lookers and shouted at them to watch where they're going...